And it came in such a tiny box, too.
Dear lovely people:
Tonight my life was vastly improved in multiple ways.
A gift arrived via FedEx. It was one of those newfangled iPads all the kids are talking about.
You’ve surely heard about all the things they can do. I’m just going to list a few things it’s done for me specifically.
My hands started on their lifelong path of being totally hosed when I broke my arm as a little kid, somehow resulting in calcium deposits in my right wrist that limit my use of that hand. Over the years, I’ve added to the problem, also developing (in both arms) tendinitis, carpal tunnel syndrome, and cubital tunnel syndrome (yeah, I’d never heard of that one either). Two years ago, I topped the whole mess off by developing something half-diagnosed as neurological tremor. Means my hands are real shaky.
There’s a parallel decrease in the things I can do. I went from reading constantly to being able to read only books in paperback, usually only mass-market, with wide margins toward the center so I could hold it open enough to read. Typing accurately is an enormous challenge, and often painful. I can’t play computer solitaire without serious pain – which doesn’t seem like that big a loss, but I eventually realized it had been my only successful relaxation technique. We won’t even talk about my violin playing.
(Because I don’t play violin. I can’t even play ukulele – and I’ve tried and tried!)
So here’s what this little device brought me.
First and most excitingly, I can read books on it. Any books I want. I don’t have to plot my reading list out by weight anymore.
Second, in my keyboard-heavy existence, it has the only one I can type in a fairly error-free fashion on – and it doesn’t hurt.
Also not painful: Games. Not only can I resume my Spider habit, but I have the freedom to become a Plants vs Zombies or Angry Birds junkie like everyone else, if I so choose.
This is less dramatic than the others because it’s just fixing a failing of my current computer rather than my person, but I’m also pretty stoked that Netflix streaming works on it. One step closer to freeing ourselves of the hilariously incompetent Time-Warner corporation!
I can’t think of another time my life was this affected by a material object. Nice one, Apple.