10
Apr
Wes has been big on playing around with people’s names lately (we won’t talk about the unfortunate effects that has at school just now). This morning, as I was washing my hair, he came in and announced, “Mom-hair!”
So I said hello with my hair, as you do.
“No, Mom-hair is not just hair, it is a person with a smiley face. And it is a vegetarian.”
“Really? What’s Wes-hair?”
“Wes-hair is a meat-eater!” Pause. “And also there is a dinosaur standing on the lawn of the castle and he just loves the taste of princesses. So he ate them all up.”
“That’s a really sad story”
“Not for the dinosaur.”
Clearly, Mom-hair does not have the proper perspective on these things.
