Today, over lunch, while his dad was flipping channels:

“GOLF!”

“You want to watch golf?”

“I wanna watch people talking about golf.”

My first thought was, “How could someone have mixed up babies at the hospital when he was with me the whole time?”

My second was, “Well, at some point kids need to find a way to rebel against everything their parents hold dear. Such as NOT WATCHING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT GOLF.”